Pics up, (Man) Cards down

Man Law Mondays:

Social media, i.e. Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc., are part of nearly every humans life these days. Even if you're not on one, you're probably talking about something happening on one of these sites. It's the world we live in. It's how many people communicate. So what's this got to do with Man Law?

There is something that's (effeminately) called "selfies" going on in the social media world. People posting either profile pics or just random pics of themselves for all to see. There's nothing wrong with putting a face to the name on the profile. It's called identification. BUT...

No grown Man has any business engaging in excessive "selfies" posting! What are you doing laying your grown behind down in the bed, posing, taking pictures of yourself  for anyway!?! I mean seriously son, what in the world of estrogen and lilac scented bathrooms has possessed you to go and start taking picture after worthless Man Card demoting picture?

Please don't say its for "the ladies" either. What woman in her right mind wants some greasy lipped clown, taking cloudy-filtered pictures of himself anyway? Come on son!!

Bottom line: Keep your self portraits to a minimum. Leave the fried chicken eating, glossy lipped, duck face, over filtered, glamour shots to the ladies!

MAN LAW!!!

Check your phone coats!

Man Law Monday:

Last night my best friend's wife was talking to him on her phone. I needed to speak to him so she gave me the phone and we talked. As my friend and I were speaking on his wife's femininely clad cell phone I grew fearful that someone would see me and accuse me of a Man Law violation. The cover was hot pink!

Men, this is just one of the many feminine things that are unacceptable in the world of Man! We live in a society where cell phones have replaced home phones. Since we have to look at these phones so often, some find it necessary to cloak their phones in decorative covers. A cover for your phone is totally acceptable...

BUT, there is absolutely no circumstance and I mean no as in not one single, solitary situation where you should use anything remotely associated with a woman to cover your phone! No pinks, no purples, no peaches. No zebra stripes or leopard prints. No beads or bangles or bedazzling.

Be a Man and keep it simple. If you're in doubt...don't! And if you have to use a woman's phone that's been enveloped in pink laced leopard print with a rhinestone border, go into a dark corner and hide until that conversation is over!

MAN LAW!!