You smell me!!

There is no violation in a Man taking care of himself. You can keep the hair cut right, the clothes laundered, the beard trimmed, and smell good all you want. I like to consider myself a lightweight connoisseur of all things related to smelling good. Be clean playa!

BUT when you decide to start dippin' into your girls' stash of lotions and potions and soaps and other estro-centric cleansing products and smell good good items, please know you are in violation! I mean for real son...what would be the reason for some robust, hairy chested, bass in the voice having Man to be smellin' like flowers and candy! Get your mind right MAN!

After you shower and shave, you either put on cologne or aftershave that poppo! Step out smelling like leather, musk, and the forest or you dont step out at all!!

MAN LAW!!!